超准！疫情结束后的20条神预测！看到第五个我就笑喷了...
<div align="center"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; caret-color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">2020年春节</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">注定是一个漫长而难忘的假期<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">不知道疫情什么时候可以解除</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">生活和工作什么时候可以恢复</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">然而广大的网友们，已经打开了脑洞</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><span style="max-width: 100%; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;">大胆的预测了疫情假期后的N个</span><span style="max-width: 100%; text-align: justify; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">生活变化！</span></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">01</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"> 疫</span><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;">情退去后的第一天，你打算做什么？</span></font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">还是宅在家吧。</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">假消息太多了，万一第二天辟谣了呢？</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">02</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 很多年以后某天，女儿跑来问爸爸: </font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">爸爸，为什么我所有同学的生日都和我是同月呢</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">爸爸宠溺的看着她说：这一切，</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">都要从2020年那一年</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">华南海鲜市场的一只蝙蝠🦇说起……</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">03</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 男卫生间也开始排队了</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 终于可以体验一下女生排队的感受了：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">每个人来来回回搓手，洗一次手长达60秒<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">04</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 疫情期间睡太多，疫情后出现后遗症：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">疫情期间：</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">锄禾日当午，睡觉好辛苦！</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">睡了一上午，还有一下午。</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">晚上接着睡，实在太痛苦</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">上午睡，下午睡，晚上还得睡；</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">今天睡，明天睡，后天还得睡；</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">为国而睡，睡睡平安</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">疫情之后：</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">集体出现生物钟混乱</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">凌晨3点发朋友圈</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">“ 又是失眠的一天，有人在线聊天吗？”</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">收到188个赞</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">05</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"> 健身房教练说：</span></strong><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">疫情过后，会出现三批人<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一批胖的、</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一批怀孕的、一批抑郁的</span></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">你会是哪一批？</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">怀孕的我不负责，抑郁的也不负责，</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">我只负责胖的这一批</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">06</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 老板说：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">通知：假期延迟到2.2<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">通知：假期延迟到2.10</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">通知：假期延迟到2.17</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">通知：公司没有了，不用回来了</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">07</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 钉钉喜提一星差评：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">小学生对钉钉说：<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">这丫让我在家上了一个月的课</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">必须给他打差评</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">08</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 害怕接到妈妈的电话：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">我妈一打电话</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">我就感觉全国百分90的谣言</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">都是从我妈这传出去...</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">09</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 自己突然发现：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">还不复工，公司就会发现</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">有我没我都一个样</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">10</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 交警：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">刚刚发生了一起交通事故</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">双方司机下车后互加了微信</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">然后各自回车里语音对吵了几小时</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">都不敢当面吵架，怕唾沫星子溅到</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">11</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 登QQ的时，偷偷把音箱调成静音：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">主要是担心邻居报警举报我咳嗽<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">12</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 律师：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">很多离婚案取消，因为老婆怀上二胎<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">13</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 朋友说帮我介绍一个富二代：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">家里开口罩厂的，生产N95!</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">14</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 男朋友深情告白：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">疫情结束后，</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">男朋友跑来</span></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">在你耳边轻轻的说：</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">你胖了好多！</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">15</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 即将复工的我：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">我以前是干什么的来着？</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">16</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 女朋友抱怨：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">你有什么用？<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">疫情来了，你抢不到口罩；</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">疫情后，火锅奶茶你也排不上号</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">17</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 美发店TONY：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">理发店一开门</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">进来的男生个个都是F4</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">18</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 王者荣耀玩家：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">玩王者的时候，尽量少打野</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">都是野生动物，容易得新冠</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">如果实在需要打野</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">用兰陵王，他有口罩<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">19</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;">深深体会到甄嬛传嫔妃们被禁足的心情：</span></strong><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">华妃：“本宫再娇艳，又给谁看呢？”</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">静妃：“你知道吗？</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">我宫里一共有三百二十六块砖石</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">其中还有三十一块已经出现了细碎的裂纹。”</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></font></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">20</font></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"> 上班第一天：</font></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">卧c，刚刚走在路上，有</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">个小孩迎面扑来</span></font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">他妈妈一把拉住他：</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">“小心点！不要撞到阿姨肚子里的小宝宝“</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">然后对我温柔抱歉的一笑</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4">我胖的哭出声</font></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="4"><br></font></p></section><section style="text-align: right; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><font face="微软雅黑" size="3"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(214, 214, 214); box-sizing: border-box !important;">来源：</span><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(214, 214, 214); box-sizing: border-box !important;">南京镜子小姐</span></font></section></div> 条条中奖
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