赤壁人最哄人的12句鬼话，最后一条骗了我20年！
<div align="center"><section style="text-align: start; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", -apple-system-font, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", sans-serif; font-size: 17px;"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;">鲁迅曾说：</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">“世界上原本是没有路的</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">走的人多了，便变成了路”</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">儿时觉得好有深意</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">可万万没想到</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">走的最多的路却都是套路！</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">赤壁这些最哄人的“鬼话”</span></strong></span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">你中枪了吗？</span></strong></span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/wa5rYLgyFCicGVWrB5LQRKrMCpwo8icgWibyyylnSoTLxosdwPJGKxJBO10Coiatr6GgI4sxvibwQOHaicnmDbTJt7IQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-width="54%" style="margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 8px; max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; box-shadow: rgb(102, 102, 101) 3.53553px 3.53553px 8px; border-radius: 0%; width: 312.109px;"></p><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="1" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">01</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">你给老子等着</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/RuGASfcqAm9H4BILztuDmrQS1n89YC5HZpMW6PwLX8RdxicYxux3X58JrwPKNXqg1VbLiayibMHJ2beHr1wRyXrnw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-width="50%" style="margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 8px; max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; box-shadow: rgb(102, 102, 101) 3.53553px 3.53553px 8px; border-radius: 0%; width: 274px;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">如果您在赤壁听到这句话，十有八九是下面这种情况！赤壁人在街上和人吵架，发狠似的甩出这句，但意思不是说他会回来找你，而是说：</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">他先闪了，如果真的等那也是等不到人的，气势不能输！</strong></span></span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="2" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">02</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">你等我五分钟</strong></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">我马上就到</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/r4dictISBMJvCRXAFbFfq7MrQta9ktq0v1q9D7kKgTUdagERucFgUJmTFlib8GDyu0WA9BIcSlfrQyeTvlGIHjKQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-width="50%" style="margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 8px; max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; box-shadow: rgb(102, 102, 101) 3.53553px 3.53553px 8px; border-radius: 0%; width: 274px;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">“你到哪儿啦？我们都等半天了，就差你了！”</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">“路上了，你等我五分钟，马上就到了！”</strong></span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">也许他还在家刚起床，所以你不要指望是5分钟、10分钟，一般来说，起码要等半个小时，他才能到的！</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="3" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">03</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">不跟你说了</strong></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">我现在有事（si）呢</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_gif/r4dictISBMJvCRXAFbFfq7MrQta9ktq0vzFxvrHlGLLibiaFHHwB13WME3OXxf51zXV8jKdytw05fLlFCMTuZM0Wg/640?wx_fmt=gif" width="auto" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 1px solid rgb(238, 237, 235); box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; outline: 0px; background-color: rgb(238, 237, 235); background-size: 22px; background-position: 50% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat; visibility: visible;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">此话一出，一般就两种情况。一种是真的有急事，必须要马上处理，容不得耽搁。相比第一种情况，</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">更多的是第二种，那就是在！打！牌！</strong></span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="4" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">04</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">没多远，前面笔直走</strong></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">马上就到了</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz/8qib0GQuh2Yyfvm3c6xiav4FauAdmPq2UAMcA0QA4HoRA23TBMDUhEEaicPmTOia4wOLBNiaB5LX7ER6fMtgcRicticJQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" width="auto" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 1px solid rgb(238, 237, 235); box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; outline: 0px; background-color: rgb(238, 237, 235); background-size: 22px; background-position: 50% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat; visibility: visible;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">在赤壁问路，大爷大妈特别热心</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">“那儿啊，你前面笔直走，马上就到了。”</strong></span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">结果，您走了半天，走了好几站路好吗？果然大妈们的运动量不是盖的。</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="5" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">05</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">您点的菜马上就来</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/r4dictISBMJvCRXAFbFfq7MrQta9ktq0vxG6b3XXLkN4md9gp3eglNev2Mia4cd9eBWq92njX3yBYf4HgASFaPIA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" width="auto" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 1px solid rgb(238, 237, 235); box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; outline: 0px; background-color: rgb(238, 237, 235); background-size: 22px; background-position: 50% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat; visibility: visible;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">好不容易排上队，以为就可以吃上了，最后等菜还得等到天荒地老。如果你催，服务员肯定会这么应酬你</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">“好的好的，您的菜在煮好了马上就来”</strong></span>，</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">然而十五分钟之后，等你把其他菜都吃完了，这道菜都还没上呢。 </span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="6" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">06</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">我就稍微给你剪点儿</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/r4dictISBMJvCRXAFbFfq7MrQta9ktq0vD4yRjkFrdCkEBVmKpdYbRxqj9sroNyEedwBc0fhENibicYU91ey3P3aw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-width="50%" style="margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 8px; max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; box-shadow: rgb(102, 102, 101) 3.53553px 3.53553px 8px; border-radius: 0%; width: 274px;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">记住，理发师永远和你不在一个频道。每次理发的时候你都会很郑重地跟理发师强调</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">“不要剪太多，稍微修一下就好了，”</strong></span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">结果剪完了后，戴上眼镜，一照镜子，我的妈呀，我的刘海呢，我的长发飘飘呢？！</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="7" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">07</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">在眯5分钟</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_gif/r4dictISBMJvCRXAFbFfq7MrQta9ktq0v3MwTsdibMTS57WOlcvkNS20SjgFwEib9RcvtZNZe5gibkzcq4V2KqJONQ/640?wx_fmt=gif" width="auto" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; outline: 0px; visibility: visible;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">在赤壁，早上喊人起床，听到的永远都是这句话</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">，</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">“我再眯一会儿，就5分钟”</strong></span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">，结果往往半个小时了都不一定能起得来。关键是起来了还怪你，“你怎么不叫醒我啊，今天肯定又要迟到了”。</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="8" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">08</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">大甩卖，</strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">最后半天！</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/6ib1DdoKyK7ziaZgtN2Ddf4qf1GVyfciaK0QQ9YvO2BqBiamibYnxRdqOYVkS8jfjYF8iaickgKX6V7cI6ibLXAb0jvh8A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-width="60%" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; width: 328.797px;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">在赤壁金三角，店家会用一个超级大喇叭和音响播放：</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">“最后半天，最后半天，亏本清仓大处理，吐血甩卖，就剩半天，卖完就没有咯！”</strong></span></span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">然鹅，这些店的“半天”仿佛要过半个世纪！</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="9" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">09</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">等一下哈</strong></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">我就占用你们一分钟</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz/8qib0GQuh2Yyfvm3c6xiav4FauAdmPq2UAJVOODRI5UeL7C5n9wv5Fh8wAeAZAZfdB6jnC1PicN9ezRnk5c3Y9IKA/640?wx_fmt=gif" width="auto" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 1px solid rgb(238, 237, 235); box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; outline: 0px; background-color: rgb(238, 237, 235); background-size: 22px; background-position: 50% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat; visibility: visible;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">下课铃声响起，总是卡在一题中间，真心怀疑老师你的课是怎么备的？！说好的一分钟，</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">往往都是下节课的老师提前来上课，站在教室门口有点尴尬的等待，</strong></span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">两人还真是默契。</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="10" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">10</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">好好干</strong></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">回头儿给你加薪</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_png/r4dictISBMJvCRXAFbFfq7MrQta9ktq0vW5n5no5NzKQjUGzJliaoUuCTE6X5KaCC05GRMDaKoialgLvEkLsVibIjg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" width="auto" style="margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 8px; max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; box-shadow: rgb(102, 102, 101) 3.53553px 3.53553px 8px; border-radius: 0%;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">这句话，</span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">赤壁人听了的要录音</strong></span><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">！看了的记得截图！到底加不加，那就得靠运气了！</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="11" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">11</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">赤壁的那些吐槽</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_gif/r4dictISBMJvCRXAFbFfq7MrQta9ktq0vN3ryzumibibva28XcibUtfgS3BCa9EROjDLMOejk2xlbbmL9lqEMFC1aw/640?wx_fmt=gif" width="auto" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top; border: 0px none; box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; outline: 0px; visibility: visible;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">赤壁人虽然经常吐槽赤壁：天气神经病、路上车多、消费不低…但是，只能赤壁人说赤壁不好，要是外地人敢说一句赤壁不好，分分钟翻脸！</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_editor" data-support="96编辑器" data-style-id="32670" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; display: inline-block;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 99, 152); font-size: 18px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><em style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><strong data-form="0" data-num="12" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">12</strong></em></p></section><section style="margin-top: -8px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 1px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(190, 205, 225, 0.65);"><section style="margin: -4px 4px 4px -4px; padding: 3px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(67, 121, 179, 0.45);"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 2px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">妈先帮你收着</strong></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;">等你大点就还你</strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgba(235, 240, 246, 0.54);"><section style="padding: 20px 15px 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(32, 87, 146); letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: justify;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" src="http://newcdn.96weixin.com/mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz/kvGibALhw9D8D4muAWT8eH4PdxvqVPfMpUnpYOs9elcjxQlht1lI78QpMVpqMAN88TaIz3Z7lMbjlDPhSsEOCCw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" width="auto" style="max-width: 100%; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; border: 1px solid rgb(238, 237, 235); box-sizing: border-box; height: auto; outline: 0px; cursor: default; background-color: rgb(238, 237, 235); background-size: 22px; background-position: 50% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat; visibility: visible;"></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">小时候过节，长辈们给的红包。妈妈都会说“这么多钱放身上不安全，妈先帮你收着，等长大点就还你。”</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">只想问：妈！我都这么大了，帮我收着钱可以还我了吗？怎么说也该是个小巨款了呢！</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: start; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", -apple-system-font, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", sans-serif; font-size: 17px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> /本期话题/ </span></strong></span></p></section><section style="text-align: start; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", -apple-system-font, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", sans-serif; font-size: 17px;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;"> 在赤壁</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">我走的最多的路</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">就是你的套路</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 2px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">是不是有种浑身都是枪眼的感觉</span></strong></span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">你在赤壁还走过什么套路</span></strong></span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; letter-spacing: 2px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 15px;">快在评论区分享吧~</span></p></section></div> 刷个经验！沒有上当十次以上，不会有这么深刻
看来搂主，没有白上当
大甩卖。最后半天。
拿几百块钱到我，过两日还你
说赤壁的不好本来就是事实，你拿什么去翻脸了，非要死鸭子嘴硬么
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